The Noodlebracker Speaks

Hello world, I am a female student in university who likes to talk ad nauseum about all of my current obsessions and who writes amateur film reviews because writing about things that matter is boring! No, really, I probably will just end up writing essays for classes on things that matter to this world. To balance it out, I will babble here about how hot I think certain actors are and my crude opinions of certain movies that I go see. If you're lucky, I won't talk about movies/TV shows. I'm just your average college girl who has decided to have a go at inflicting my opinions on the world. So, you know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna have fun with this.

It’s official. This September, I’m going to Ireland, the land of whiskey, Guinness hipsters, drunken Catholics, green, potatoes, gingers, hating the English, Andrew Scott, and Michael Fassbender.
Good thing I have a German liver.

It’s official. This September, I’m going to Ireland, the land of whiskey, Guinness hipsters, drunken Catholics, green, potatoes, gingers, hating the English, Andrew Scott, and Michael Fassbender.

Good thing I have a German liver.

— 12 hours ago with 8 notes
#ireland  #fuck yes  #now i have to study for finals with this on my mind 

elvenwarrior14:

Les Miserables Trailer

Just watching this trailer gave me chills all over my body…

2012: the year of film adaptations

But they all look so fuckin GOOD

— 2 days ago with 4 notes
#les miserables  #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

krazeden:

best friend: Rory Slippery

first kiss: Martin Crieff (omgg <3)

lover: Edmund Talbot (awwwwwwwww)

Flatmate: Paul Marshall

Ex: Sherlock Holmes (NOOO, WHYYY D=)

Stalker: James (=[ this makes me feel bad)

Cockblock: Rory Slippery (… o-0)

Enemy: Patrick Watts (x-x noooo, i wanted hw help)

Killer: Dr. Frankenstein (well i just predicted this, at least it wasn’t the monster….)

Eh, what the hell, I’m bored.

Best friend: James. (…dafuq is a James?)

First Kiss: Sherlock Holmes

Lover: Edmund Talbot (HA.)

Flatmate: The Creature (ohshit)

Ex: Martin Crieff (but I kept the uniform.)

Stalker: James (seriously what is James)

Cockblock: James (GODDAMMIT JAMES.)

Enemy: The Creature (OHSHIT)

Killer: Paul Marshall (WELL FUCK.)

Oh. OHHHH. “Third Star”. Thanks, Wikipedia. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

(Source: perfectbenny)

— 3 days ago with 2310 notes
#cumberbatch  #click &amp; drag  #so bored  #so very very unproductive 

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Fucking nope.

[walks off to live somewhere deep in the woods and grow a really long beard.]

(Source: nevershavethomas)

— 4 days ago with 865 notes
#i can't  #i'm too excited  #he's too beautiful  #and the shakespeare  #THE SHAKESPEARE  #I CAN'T 

arsonist01:

H_02T

I thought this was just gonna be Hiddleston being pretty while he says pretty Shakespearean words, which I’m totally okay with (I’ve never read any of Shakespeare’s histories don’tjudgeme)

Now it looks fucking badass

Fucking swords and shit everywhere

“Return of the King” status, but Shakespeare

Shit now I’m really excited

(via magnacarta13)

— 4 days ago with 304 notes
#hiddleston  #henry v  #shakespeare  #fuck yeah 
The first Django Unchained trailer will premiere with Prometheus

basedonnothing:

As if there wasn’t a reason to see Prometheus already, the new Quentin Tarantino film Django Unchained will be attached to the movie. That means if you go see the sure to be excellent movie Prometheus, you might see a trailer to another sure to be excellent movie. Or you could just go to see the trailer and leave, or totally miss the trailer because you wanted a large soda and not a small soda even though the size is nearly the same. 

Source: /Film

— 4 days ago with 2 notes
#HOORAY  #THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST YEAR EVER  #DJANGO UNCHAINED  #PROMETHEUS 
Oh God you guys I can&#8217;t stop watching &#8220;The IT Crowd&#8221;
I can&#8217;t handle another obsession right now, I&#8217;ve got two essays to write and 168 Chinese characters to memorize
BUT IT&#8217;S ALREADY TOO LATE

Oh God you guys I can’t stop watching “The IT Crowd”

I can’t handle another obsession right now, I’ve got two essays to write and 168 Chinese characters to memorize

BUT IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE

(Source: blackbitinbanana)

— 5 days ago with 149 notes
#losing control of my life to wonderful british comedy  #it's all good 

vhanploy:

fake6pack:

zombooyah:

Walking Dead For Dummies

:)

The Daryl Dixon is the best

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— 6 days ago with 306 notes